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Straight to Hell

True Tales of Deviance, Debauchery, and Billion-Dollar Deals

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The hilarious New York Times bestseller “sharply observes the lives of globe-trotting, overindulging investment bankers” (Entertainment Weekly).
 
“Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I’d wonder where the rest of my money went.” —@GSElevator
 
For three years, the notorious @GSElevator Twitter feed offered a hilarious, shamelessly voyeuristic look into the real world of international finance. Hundreds of thousands followed the account, Goldman Sachs launched an internal investigation, and when the true identity of the man behind it all was revealed, it created a national media sensation—but that’s only part of the story.
 
Where @GSElevator captured the essence of the banking elite with curated jokes and submissions overheard by readers, Straight to Hell adds John LeFevre’s own story—an unapologetic and darkly funny account of a career as a globe-conquering investment banker spanning New York, London, and Hong Kong. Straight to Hell pulls back the curtain on a world that is both hated and envied, taking readers from the trading floors and roadshows to private planes and after-hours overindulgence. Full of shocking lawlessness, boyish antics, and win-at-all-costs schemes, this is the definitive take on the deviant, dysfunctional, and absolutely excessive world of finance.
 
“Shocking and sordid—and so much fun.” —Daily News (New York)
 
“LeFevre’s workplace anecdotes include tales of nastiness, sabotage, favoritism, sexism, racism, expense-account padding, and legally questionable collusion.” —The New Yorker
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    • Publisher's Weekly

      May 11, 2015
      LeFevre writes for Business Insider and has been interviewed by a plethora of news outlets—but readers are most likely to know him as creator of the @GSElevator Twitter account, a raunchy, irreverent stream of poor-judgement statements supposedly overheard in the Goldman Sachs elevator (though in fact most were not). LeFevre tracks his life in finance, from his start in Salomon Brothers’s fixed-income department, to a job offer at Goldman Sachs itself. His story reads like a frat boy’s fever dream of the high-flying life: morning drinking, late-night drinking, and drinking all the hours in between; pranks, bar fights, cheating, travel, and prostitutes. Peppered with a range of his tweets, which range from the thigh-slapping to the grimace-inducing, LeFevre’s story is orchestrated to prove that Wall Street turns its adherents into automatons focused on money above anything else. Equal parts fun and train wreck, this is a tale engineered to astonish anyone who wondered which fools were behind the crash of 2008; few could have pictured how absurd the truth really was. Agent: Byrd Leavell, Waxman Leavell Literary Agency.

    • Kirkus

      May 15, 2015
      A scattershot syllabus for billionaire boys-club bankers in Bad Behavior 101. "As we see it," writes LeFevre, "if you're dumb enough to get caught cheating, you probably don't belong on Wall Street." Cocaine, bloody marys, more cocaine-and that's before breakfast. No, it's not a day at Hunter S. Thompson's ranch but rather a training day at an ordinary big-ticket investment bank, a place full of starry-eyed Ivy Leaguers and a few Oxbridge types looking to score big. Cheating, to hear the author-famed for his tell-all tweets before this book deal-tell it, is ordinary behavior, hardly worth pausing to ponder except to figure out ways around the traps laid by fellow cadets. LeFevre is the real-world embodiment of Patrick Bateman, coming off as soulless, unapologetic, and full of overweening pride-the very stuff of which successful Wall Street honchos are made. But he is also strangely unreflective. Where readers might want to know a bit about, say, why supposedly heavily regulated institutions are so open to corruption and system-gaming, LeFevre brags about the fact that his "garbage disposal eats better than 99% of the world" and insists that "morality and deviance are relative." (Yes, readers may be thinking, but if it's my money at stake, some absolutes are in order.) What we learn instead is that it's easy to chalk up a $2,700 bar bill in an evening, that drugs are as easy to come by as potato chips in communist China, and that part of the job description at any brokerage worth its salt is "to proactively throw my competitors under the bus at every possible opportunity." Reading this book-length swagger, you'd be forgiven for keeping your money under the mattress henceforth. But if LeFevre is truly hell-bound, as his title suggests, then it's for indifferent writing as much as for any fiscal peccadilloes.

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